Loom Lover Gifts

Highway Patrol. I had an unusual traffic stop today. Somebody was operating a loom in the back of a moving truck. Ah, weaving all over the road.

Woman Weaves a Poem

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A large leaf falling on a dog

Rose Garden

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This stool shall pass."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Margarita

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I've seen a tulip before."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

I bake my own bread.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Leaf zone!

"How are we on bread?"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."