Dedicated Adopter Pillows

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Be kind"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"He was a rescue."

Work Life Balance

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Valentines

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"Dad, am I adopted?"

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."