Dedicated Adopter Gifts

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Work Life Balance

"He was a rescue."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Valentines

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

Adopt a highway

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"Dad, am I adopted?"