Decoy Deployer Pillows

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Viagra Delivery

War and Death.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

DNA explained.

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

The Winds of War

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Gin-etic Engineering

Car Dealer

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Non-Combat Troops in Iraq

Christmas package.