Decoy Deployer Pillows

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'

Christmas Eve during the Civil War

"Yes, human DNA is very close to ours, but obviously, they're missing the nucleotide necessary for caring for the environment. . ."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

Viagra Delivery

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

War and Death.

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"I bet you miss your brother."

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Car Dealer

"I sure do have a family. There's my wife's DNA and my kid's DNA."

Gin-etic Engineering

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

The Winds of War

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

Christmas package.