Decoy Lover Pillows

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

You're the olive in my martini

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Your Home Remodel Team

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Painting and decorating

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

'That does it You need glasses'

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

"Now it's high definition!"

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"