Decoy Lover Prints

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

You're the olive in my martini

Your Home Remodel Team

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Painting and decorating

'I thought Jennifer Anniston made a new movie but after seeing it I'm pretty sure they just keep playing the same one every other year.'

"The results of your tests seem to suggest that you're in love."

"Now it's high definition!"

"What have I told you about drawing on the walls?!"

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

Billy strip: dog called DIY.

'That does it You need glasses'