Decorum Defier Pillows

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Feng Shui

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

Reality, and lots of it!

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

Pleasant!

"At least try to eat your soup in time with the music."

'No, we're not lost and, no, I won't ask directions!'

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'Told you so.'

"Thanks for coming into the office Jenkins. I know you usually work from home."