Decorum Defier Prints

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"I didn't want to waste the good stuff, so I used the oldest bottle in your wine collection for the spaghetti sauce."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

No Pants No Service?

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Feng Shui

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'I told you never to Facebook, Bebo, Hotmail, Yahoo, MSN or phone me at work...'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Reality, and lots of it!

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

'No, we're not lost and, no, I won't ask directions!'

Pleasant!

"At least try to eat your soup in time with the music."

'Without mentioning any names, certain liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code.'

'Told you so.'

"Thanks for coming into the office Jenkins. I know you usually work from home."