Decorative Arts Pillows

Oh, look! It's a memo about Valentine's Day!

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"I'm afraid your brain scan indicates that squishy stringy seed mush in your head was replaced with a candle."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Painting the Ceiling

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Piranhaclaus

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Happy Easter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."