Decorative Art Lover Pillows

The Fruit Bearers - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"No more Trinkets! We want Omolu and Biedermeier!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Venus

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Amateurs."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Greenwich in the Season'

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature