Visual Art Lover Pillows

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Out of his brother's left ear grew art critic Jozias Van Gogh, who thought impressionism a scam.

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Where Indian ink came from.

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Mr. Punch in Venice

Wagging Dog

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...

The Selfie

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

What's an Imax cave?

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'