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"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Board Game Hunter

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Pea green

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Doulton Canada Geese

King Madras

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Robotic Flower Arranging