Decor Expert Prints

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Doulton Canada Geese

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Pea green

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

King Madras

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Robotic Flower Arranging