Decoding Danger T-Shirts

Iceberg Warning Sign

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Knife-thrower.

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"He's running with a tough crowd"

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Reporter #3: can.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

"I think someone's been tampering with my brakes!"

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Fire Escape - A large flame of Fire trying to escape from two Office Workers chasing it with Fire Extinguisher and Fire Hose in hand.

Sailor finds mine in his soup.