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"I couldn't sleep so consider your job offer withdrawn."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Exercise vs Laxative.

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

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'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"There's no way we can come to a decision - the meeting has only lasted half an hour."

"Wow. This sucks."

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

'This is embarrassing. I always forget which way the king can move.'

I've had feedback from litigation...

'I've given up red meat, sugar and booze; stock swaps and derivatives are all I have left!'

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

The voices in Randy's head were always GPS directions.

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