Decision Deflector T-Shirts

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Should I buy or sell?'

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

Supreme Court Crunch

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

How to choose...

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

The road less traveled.

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

One Way/Two Ways.

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

"It's the only way we know that the meeting's finally over."

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine."

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'As a decision maker, you've got to work 24 hours a day. It takes 10 minutes to make a decision and 23 hours and 50 minutes to ask yourself if you were right.'

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

Graduation in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

'Ready, Hon, or do you need another sec?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'