Deciding On Family Size T-Shirts

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

The No No No's

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Turn Down For What.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

A father of three

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Elephant rides.

Reading in the family.

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Dominant hand reveal party

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."