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"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"Sometimes I wonder if it's right to bring a child into this income."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I can't imagine bringing a child into the current art world."

"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

'We should start a family soon while your parents are young enough to look after them...'

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

'Get a job!? Dude, your daughter and I are working fulltime trying to get you a grandchild!'

Family Planning - "Have you tried sex yet ?"

Pregnancy Test

"So...what do you think of babies?"

"C'mon, Baldo! Don't you want someone who'll visit you when you're old?"

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Like death by salad.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Grounded

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

New arrival

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

The Tunnel Of Love