Decade Explorer Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

The Vineyard

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Baby rocks!

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'