Decade Enthusiast Gifts

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Social Media

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.