Debut Magic Show Pillows

'Not here, Fred.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Houdini.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magic Accident

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

The Hypnotato,

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

All New Wizard of Oz: 'Can you hear me now, Auntie Em?'

Grand Piano

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can filled with water and secured by massive locks."

man sawing lady in half,'Actually I'm not really a magician..'

Amateurs Night.

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.