Magic Shows Pillows

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

man sawing lady in half,'Actually I'm not really a magician..'

'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'

Amateurs Night.

'You're not the only one who envies his ability.'

GOP Reveals Alternatives to Obamacare...

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Now where did I put my assistant.'

'You're a magician, Mr. Scully?'

The Amazing Sword Swallower

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Find the dummy...

"Azure! Your eyes are like limpid pools of azure."

In the world of Magicians, Bernie was known as a true bottom feeder.

'Ta Da!...'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

The tooth fairy.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"