Debut Magic Show T-Shirts

'Not here, Fred.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Houdini.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magic Accident

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 4

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

The Hypnotato,

All New Wizard of Oz: 'Can you hear me now, Auntie Em?'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Grand Piano

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'I'm sorry, folks, Hoodino is unable to perform. He can't get out of his jeans.'

'President Obama is talking up his healthcare plan on just about every show on television...'

"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can filled with water and secured by massive locks."

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

man sawing lady in half,'Actually I'm not really a magician..'

Amateurs Night.

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.