Debunker Detective Pillows

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

Mystery section...

'You're an inspector now?'

Science deniers Soc.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'Who am I?'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'Aren't we lucky to be living in a nation of laws!'

'Where were you the opening night of murder mystery dinner theater?'

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."