Debunker Detective Prints

Toyota claims are a hoax?

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

'You're an inspector now?'

Mystery section...

Science deniers Soc.

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

'Who am I?'

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

'Where were you the opening night of murder mystery dinner theater?'

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....