Debt Navigators Gifts

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Do you take this annoying woman to be your lawful wedded wife?'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

I think I can...

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"Thanks for that."

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"I don't understand... I've scientifically proven that you were wrong. How can you still be mad at me?"

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

'You won't let me go down the pub at night. . . now you won't let me have my friends round.'

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

"When we have fun, we really have fun."