Debt Dumper Mugs

'Somehow, I consolidated all my debts into a ten-year sentence!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Fries and kids

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Standard And P****d.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Deficit...

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Psychiatry. Why do you feel you're living on borrowed time? Because time is money!

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'