Dump Divers Mugs

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

Angst - Zeitgeist.

He was forced to take early retirement.

"I heard this dumpster got a bad review, but we'll try it out anyhow."

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

Sitting In

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?

"Calm down, yes, I see the dumpsters."

Lair Freshner

'Not very big is it?' - 'No, but it's 85 feet deep.'

One never knows!

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

High platform competition finals at the Dumpster Diving World Olympics.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."