Debt Dumper T-Shirts

'Somehow, I consolidated all my debts into a ten-year sentence!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Deficit...

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'