Debt Dismisser Gifts

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'We're having a graduation party for Jerome. Actually, it's more like a fund raiser.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Standard And P****d.

Run in the Family

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Deficit...

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Student Debt

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

In case of insolvency break glass.

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'