Debt Dancers Gifts

"Dancing with the liquidators."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Working Late

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Fries and kids

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Deadlines, Inc.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

"I have to get this project finished."

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Psychiatry. Why do you feel you're living on borrowed time? Because time is money!

Borrowed 200K for mime school

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"I always put things off until the last minute."