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"This is my dad's idea of a really scary costume...the ghost of what he still owes on his student loans."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"It's a dependent!"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"Dad, can you read?"

At the modern antenatal class.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Sometimes I think I have the best kids in the world. But maybe I should google it just make sure."

"Dress it up all you want – it's still and invasion of my privacy."

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

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"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

'He wasn't in, but I did manage to get a photo of her sitting on Santa's laptop.'

Scanning documents

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Baby monitors make life so much easier...'

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'Maybe tomorrow.'

Dads.

'I appreciate all you've done to help me to relax but I still get nervous twinges when I get your bill.'

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"Daddy is making sense of things."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'

"I didn't say download something for him, I said read to him."

I bought this car on the lay-awake plan� I lay awake at night wondering when the repo man is going to come and haul it away.