Debate Survivors Gifts

How to survive election campaign debates...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Arizona In Black

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'And in conclusion.'

Elections in the USA

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Our Rights

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

Immigration Measures in USA.

Trump Tower

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Motion denied then"

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

BP's Spill Bill

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'Safety Net.'

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

"My client can't help his verbal obfuscation. He's suffering from straightforwardness dysfunctionality."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

A teacher walks into a classroom full of chatting students; once he starts to talk the students fall asleep.

"I said I'd WIN the nomination."

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

U.S. politics

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"A wine cave? How demeaning!"

You Can't Fool All The People...