Debate Dabbler Pillows

"What do you think about Brexit?"

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

Riddle behind the mask

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

Changing Minds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Like Minded

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.