Debate Dabbler Pillows

"What do you think about Brexit?"

"When I evolve I'm going to be an elephant."

Riddle behind the mask

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Gun laws US

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Reagacentennial

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Like Minded

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"