Debate Dweller Pillows

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

What's normal?

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

The economy.

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Gun laws US

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Now that's a win."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Roe v. Wade

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Unanimous voting.