Debate Addict Pillows

"You call THAT happy?"

"What are you watching?" "A preview of next week's Republican convention."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Oligarchy

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

The economy.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Now that's a win."