Debate Junkie Pillows

First Presidential Debate

"Wave to him."

'Hold on. . . This could be a game changer.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

Battling Chuck Schumer!

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Can't wait to see what Obama's going to do to amp up this debate.'

Very worst abuse of question period.

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

Who Should Sacrifice?

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

The Great American Divide. . .

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Oligarchy

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

The economy.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."