Debate Junkie Mugs

First Presidential Debate

"Wave to him."

'Hold on. . . This could be a game changer.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

Battling Chuck Schumer!

The Many Homes of John McCain

Katrina Pierson

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Can't wait to see what Obama's going to do to amp up this debate.'

Very worst abuse of question period.

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

Who Should Sacrifice?

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

"Blogs, twitter, social media, politics - we're living in the golden age of being able to say stupid things!"

The Great American Divide. . .

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The economy.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.