Dealing With School Cliques Pillows

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

'That's our group plan.'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'