Deal With The Devil Enthusiast Gifts

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Devilled Eggs

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

'It's clearly the work of the devil. Nevertheless, I see no reason why we can't all share some of the credit.'

Mother with Child.

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

"At least down here we don't get hassle from those damned non-smokers."

"Sorry - Going Down."

'It's been difficult, but I think I've finally accepted the fact that, try as I might, I just can't make EVERYONE miserable!'

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

The devil went down to Georgia he was lookin' for an election to

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"I don't care how crowded it is, you can't stay here unless you've done something really bad."

"Geez. . . what's the world coming to? I can't believe this newspaper would openly mock a mentally challenged child!"

'My bad.'

"Hate to say I told you so!"

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

"Bad grades again? Great job, son."

The Lottery

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'