'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'
Deal-making Knitter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your deal-making knitter? Explore unique items that combine their love for knitting and their sharp negotiating skills. Perfect for the creative artisan who enjoys a good bargain, our curated collection offers playful and thoughtful choices that will bring a smile and inspire more crafting and deal-making.
"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.
"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"
'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'
'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'
"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."
"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"
Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement
Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'
'Happy now?'
'We need a new hot water bottle.'
101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion
Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair
"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."
'I gave her that ball of yarn...'
'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'
'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'
There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home
'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'
octopus knitting a jumper...
The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.
Sportknitting
Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.
'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'
Cross-country knitting.
Stitch one, pearl one...
Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth
"I didn't even know they could knit!"
Cat Knitting a Tapestry
"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."
"You keep him busy while I go for help."
'How to speak Woman.'
Watch out for number one.
Deal-making Knitter Gifts Collection
Deal-making Knitter Mugs
Explore more fun and witty mugs crafted for deal-making knitters—perfect for their morning coffee and quick negotiations.
Deal-making Knitter Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with humorous and inspiring designs, perfect for a crafty deal-maker's lounge or creative space.
Deal-making Knitter Prints
Browse art prints that celebrate the artistry and negotiation skills of deal-making knitters—great for decorating their workspace.
Deal-making Knitter T-Shirts
Check out a variety of t-shirts that showcase the clever and creative side of deal-making knitters, ideal for casual days and crafty outings.