
"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"
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"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
A Day In The Kitchen
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'
'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'
Businessman wearing many hats.
Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back
"I see the downsizing continues."
Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.
Creative entrepreneur at work
"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"
...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?
"Streaming"
'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '
Cheer up, you'll get your day.
"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."
"I'm right here. Focused!"
"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'
A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".
'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'
Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?
"Speed reader...?"
"Hello?"
Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant
The merger hits a snag.
Business Vacation.
The Speculators
"...And please let the merger do through!"
One Thing / Another
"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
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