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"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Streaming"

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"Hello?"

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

The merger hits a snag.

The Speculators

Business Vacation.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

One Thing / Another