Daylight Savings Change Gifts

Time change

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Pope Francis

Signs of Fall

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

Daylight Saving

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."

'. . . I know Stan. . . but one day you'll joke about this.'

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Fall, in summary...

"Fall back...spring ahead."

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

"I didn't know they observed daylight savings time."

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."