Daylight Saving Time Gifts

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

'I can never remember either. Isn't it 'Spring back, fall forward'?'

"Correction. It's not a zombie apocalypse. They're simply adjusting to daylight savings time."

'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."

Damn. Every time they change to and from Daylight Saving Time on Earth, it effects the space time continuum.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Fred hated springing forward when Daylight Saving Time begins.

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Sure! Finally it gets sunny and warm and we lose an hour! Why can't we lose an hour in February?"

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Oh, stop living in the past. The only time you can turn back the clock is this fall ending Daylight Savings."

'You mean you also set our clocks back an hour?'

"Fall back...spring ahead."

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

"Accursed Daylight Saving Time!"

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Late/Too Late.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Sunrise and Sunset

'Our giant sale now on!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'