Daylight Saving Time Change Gifts

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Fall Back

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

"I hate when the clocks go back."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

International date line.

"The company is in deep water? Why do you think so?"

Signs of Fall

Pope Francis

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

'We're reducing office space, Trubshaw. You're under 'T' below.'

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

Announcing the Fad Herald. I am not worthy. Coffee. Black. Straight coffee. Are fancy espresso drinks out? Is that your pronouncement? No pronouncement. My hours have been cut back. I'm here on my own time. Furloughs are in?! You're reading too much into this. Interpretations are out.

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

Daylight Saving

'I hate it when the clocks go forward.'

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

Time change

"Wait, wait, don't panic! I forgot to set the clock back."

"Man, I hate daylight savings."

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

"We need to cover our tracks so we're not discovered."