Clock Changing Gifts

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"It's running five minutes fast."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Grandfather Clock

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"It's time to wake up!"

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Harv works the red shift.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"You're late."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Grandfather Clock

Hour Glass

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.