Clocks Gifts

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'How's it going old timer?'

Politically Correct cuckoo clock

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'I order you to slow down!'

"I don't mind the fact that my biological clock is ticking...What I don't like is the way it chimes every half hour."

Acme Clocks.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

Clockwork Revolving Door

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

New York. London. Dogs.

"It's five o'clock somewhere."

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'It appears to be the bird from the cuckoo clock.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Congrats -after twenty five years we've finally got you a job in a clock factory!"

Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

'How disgusting... ten-past-eight and your Grandfather's already off his face!'

'I won't tell you the real time unless you buy something.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"To save money, we decided to cut hours."

2017 Alarm Clock

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Cuckcoo producing exclamation marks

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

'Amazing! And right on time.'

Rip van Winkle's snooze alarm was set for 20 year intervals. He bought the clock at a discount store selling majorly damaged goods.

Take all the time you want.