Clock Repair Gifts

Time for vacation, time for work.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Grandfather Clock

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Grandfather Clock

"You're late."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Keeping Time

'It's my biological clock.'

Quitting time

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

History Department

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."