Daydream Pilot Gifts

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Chaironaut

'Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?'

Salesman on Holiday

"So, Bond, we finally meet again."

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'It's a fine line between meditating and fantasying.'

'He never used to be this good - he's a cured ham.'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Little Beverly Cards

'If our technology is so much more advanced than theirs, how come we don't have in-flight movies?'

'I hate February.'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"Your faucet is running."

'Tell me professor, what is this cloning all about?'

'Holly? Are you listening?'

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

"Doing anything this weekend?"

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."

"Oh, you know, the usual - just imagining what my co-workers look like naked."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Is that how your brain works? 'Cause that sounds primitive.'

'I know what you mean... These things used to help me concentrate. Now they just get me to normal.'